Story – A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parent’s house for dinner – Funny

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”. The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip.This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ”Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”

Related Posts

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs found guilty on two out of five counts in sex-trafficking trial

Sean “Diddy” Combs has been found guilty on two of five charges in his high-profile trial that began in May. On July 2, a jury found him…

The danger of storing this in the refrigerator: a common habit that can affect your health

Storing potatoes in the fridge may seem smart, but it can be harmful when cooked. Cold temperatures (4°C–7°C) cause a process called *chill sweetening*, where potato starch…

Terrifying simulation shows exactly how to survive a plane crash according to science

A chilling simulation has shown how British man Vishwash Kumar Ramesh survived a deadly Air India crash that killed 270 people, including 241 on board. Ramesh, seated…

Trans swimmer Lia Thomas stripped of medals and records in landmark case after Donald Trump decision

Lia Thomas, the first openly transgender athlete to win an NCAA national swimming title in 2022, will have her records and medals removed after a new executive…

Terri Irwin makes heartbreaking admission 19 years after Steve’s death

Nearly 19 years after Steve Irwin’s tragic death, his legacy as a beloved wildlife conservationist still lives on. Known for his passion and energy, Steve introduced millions…

Mom Hosted Dinner Every Sunday Until One Week She Texted, ‘Please Don’t Come Today’ — I Rushed over and Screamed When I Opened the Door

When Mom suddenly canceled our weekly Sunday dinner with the cold message, *“Please don’t come today,”* my brother Brian and I knew something was wrong. We rushed…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *