70-year-old widow posts newspaper advert looking for new husband, only for it to go viral

Getting back into the dating world can be strange, and intimidating, especially if it’s been a long time since you were last single. Of course, the most important lesson to remember is that it’s crucial you stay open to others and don’t judge anyone too quickly.

It was with that in mind that I decided to share a funny story I recently came across online. It involves a 70-year-old widow, a newspaper advert, and a search for a new husband.

She was at home one day when her doorbell suddenly rang … only, she couldn’t possibly have predicted who would be on the other side.

Read the full hilarious joke below — and make sure you stick with it until the punchline.

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again…

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”

The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Why not help cheer a friend up? Share this joke and help give someone a good laugh!

 

Related Posts

When a Simple Bread Reminder Turns into an Unexpected Plot Twist!

When a wife texted her husband, “Don’t forget to buy BREAD… and your girlfriend Valerie greets you,” she didn’t expect the chaos that followed. Her goal? “I…

Important: Crucial Techniques for Preventing Infections in Your Eyes

As essential sensory organs, our eyes enable us to see and understand the world around us. Preserving our eyes against dangerous diseases and infections is a crucial…

If You See These Painful Red Bumps, Here’s What It Really Means

Painful red bumps on your skin might look like acne, but they can signal something more serious. The most common cause is *folliculitis*, an inflamed hair follicle…

Firefighters killed by sniper after being lured to fire

A tragic ambush unfolded Sunday on Canfield Mountain in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, when firefighters responding to a brush fire were shot. Two firefighters were killed and one…

What’s really causing your hives? Uncover these unexpected triggers

Urticaria, or hives, is a common skin condition that affects 1 in 5 people at some point in their lives. It causes “intensely itchy, raised patches” called…

Woman Dismissed Warning About Her Symptoms, Then Got a Cancer Diagnosis

When 27-year-old Marly Garnreiter from Paris experienced persistent night sweats, itchy skin, and fatigue in early 2024, doctors initially dismissed it as grief-related, following her father’s death…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *