Did Santa get you that?

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”

Related Posts

Federal judge denies ‘final attempt to stop’ Elon Musk from accessing confidential government data

A federal judge has rejected a “final” attempt to block Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) from accessing government data during cost-cutting audits. Judge…

I Felt Confident in Bikinis Until I…

Jenna, 29, is at a crossroads in her three-year marriage to Eric. What started as a loving bond has become a source of humiliation. During their recent…

Nobody has seen her for 18 days, where is the First Lady Melania Trump – What we know

Melania Trump has not been seen in public since January 24, sparking concern among fans. She last appeared alongside Donald Trump in California and North Carolina but…

Jennifer Lopez..

Jennifer Lopez was recently spotted with a former Hollywood heartthrob, sparking speculation about a new romance. From their shared smiles to their undeniable chemistry, it was clear…

People outraged after White House posts ‘disturbing’ ASMR video

The White House has sparked backlash after posting a “distasteful” deportation video. The clip, shared on social media, shows immigrants being handcuffed and escorted onto a plane,…

Tsunami Alert Issued Following 7.6 Magnitude Earthquake Near Popular Tourist Spot

A powerful 7.6 magnitude earthquake struck the Caribbean Sea near Honduras, prompting a tsunami warning for several countries. The Cayman Islands Hazard Management Agency warned of a…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *