A man is lying on the beach..

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.

A woman passing by remarks,

“If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.”

He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.”

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