The story describes an elderly woman who visits multiple doctors about an itching problem in her crotch. The first doctor diagnoses her with crabs, but she insists she is an 80-year-old virgin. The second doctor gives the same diagnosis, but she repeats her claim. Finally, the third doctor, after examining her, humorously explains that she doesn’t have crabs, but instead has “fruit flies” due to her old age, referencing the outdated state of her “cherry.”
