When a nosy mother-in-law can’t keep her hands off the doorknob to her son’s bedroom, she gets more than she bargained for. A perfectly placed glitter trap leads to screams echoing through the house, teaching her a sparkly lesson about respecting personal boundaries.

You know those moments when you’re completely fed up with someone’s behavior and decide to take matters into your own hands? Well, that’s exactly what happened last week when I finally taught my mother-in-law a lesson she’ll never forget.

I’ve been married to Richard for three years now. We’re in our early thirties, have no kids yet (though not for lack of trying), and our marriage has been pretty great.

We have our own beautiful home in the suburbs, successful careers, and a solid relationship. Well, except for one tiny detail that’s been driving me up the wall.

My mother-in-law, Monica.

Now, don’t get me wrong. Monica puts on this sweet, sugary act whenever we’re face to face. She’ll hug me and call me “sweetheart” and “darling,” but behind the scenes? That’s where the real show begins.

I remember this one time when Richard and I were hosting a family BBQ. I was preparing the salads in the kitchen when I overheard her talking to Richard’s cousin in the living room.

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