A woman visits the doctor, worried that her husband has lost interest in lovemaking. The doctor gives her an experimental pill, advising, “Slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner.”
A week later, she returns, thrilled. “The pill worked great! I put it in his potatoes, and within minutes, he jumped up, pushed everything off the table, and ravaged me right there.”
The doctor apologizes, saying, “The foundation will pay for any damages.”
She sighs, “That’s kind, but I don’t think the restaurant will let us back in anyway.”
