When a husband decided to leave his wife after seven years of marriage, he wrote her a letter explaining his reasons. He complained, “I’ve been a good man… & I have nothing to show for it.” He felt unappreciated, saying she ignored his haircut, favorite meal, and new boxers. Suspecting she was cheating, he ended the letter by revealing he was leaving her for her sister.

His wife’s reply turned the tables brilliantly. She admitted noticing his haircut but thought, “You look just like a girl!” The meal he cooked wasn’t her favorite since she had stopped eating pork years ago. As for the silk boxers, she recognized the price tag and suspected he used the $50 she lent her sister.

Despite everything, she still loved him and had bought tickets to Jamaica after winning $10 million in the lottery. However, his letter ensured he wouldn’t get a dime. She signed off, “Rich As Hell & Free!”

Her final twist? The sister he ran away with was actually born Carl. “I hope that’s not a problem!” she wrote, ending the letter with humor and sweet revenge.