Joke of the day: Everyone forgot my birthday

Birthdays are typically a time for joy and celebration, but for one man, his last birthday turned into an unexpected and unforgettable fiasco:

The day began like any other. I woke up and noticed my wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. I brushed it off, thinking maybe she was planning a surprise later. As the morning progressed, I realized my parents hadn’t called to wish me either, which was unusual. And my kids? They seemed to have forgotten too.

I went to work, hoping to at least get some birthday wishes from my colleagues. But as I walked through the office, no one said a word. I was starting to feel a bit down.

When I got to my office, my secretary greeted me with a big smile and said, “Happy birthday, boss!” Finally, someone remembered! She even offered to take me out for lunch, which lifted my spirits.

We had a pleasant lunch, and afterwards, she invited me to her apartment for a drink to celebrate. I hesitated for a moment but decided to go along.

Once we arrived, she turned to me and said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” I nodded and took a seat on the sofa, trying to relax.

A few minutes later, she emerged from the bedroom carrying a birthday cake. But that wasn’t all. Following her were my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues, all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!”

And there I was, sitting on the sofa… completely naked.

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