When a wife texted her husband, “Don’t forget to buy BREAD… and your girlfriend Valerie greets you,” she didn’t expect the chaos that followed. Her goal? “I just wanted to make sure you actually read my text.” It worked — too well.
The husband instantly replied, “But… I’m actually with Valerie right now… I thought you saw me?” Panicked, she demanded to know where he was. He answered, “Near the bakery… you know, the one you love so much.”
In full panic mode, she raced to the bakery, her mind spinning: *Who is Valerie?* *Is he cheating?* But after searching everywhere and texting him again, his reply stunned her: “I’m at work. 😂 Now that you’re already at the bakery, why don’t you just buy the bread?”
She realized she’d been tricked. Shock turned into laughter. “You’re going to regret this when you get home!” she texted, but added, “Fine… I’ll buy the bread.”
He cheekily replied, “And tell Valerie I said hi. 😉”
By the time she got home — with bread and pastries — the tension had turned to joy. What began as a suspicious message ended in hugs and laughter, becoming a story they’d both laugh about for years.