Laughter really is the best medicine — especially when it comes from a clever, unexpected story like this one.

A man is sitting quietly at a country club when a phone rings. He picks it up.

**“Hello?”**
**“Honey, it’s me. I saw a gorgeous mink coat for \$1,500. Can I buy it?”**
**“Go ahead.”**
Then she asks about a \$60,000 Mercedes, and finally, a beachfront house for \$450,000.
**“Offer \$420,000,”** he replies.
She’s thrilled: **“I love you!”**
**“Love you too…”**
He hangs up, looks around, and loudly asks:
**“Does anyone know whose phone this is?”**

The punchline hits hard — it wasn’t even his phone. The man played along, leaving the room speechless and laughing. It’s a perfect example of clean, timeless humor.

Other gems include:

**Talking Dog for Sale:** The dog claims to be a CIA agent — the owner says he’s just a liar.

**Forgetful Husband:** He forgets if he was getting dressed or taking a bath.

**Hiccups at the Pharmacy:** A man gets slapped, but his wife had the hiccups.

**Retirement Perks:** A man changes his password to “incorrect” — now the computer reminds him.

Clean jokes like these never get old — and sharing them brings people closer with every laugh.