A blonde man is in the bathroom when his wife calls out, “Did you find the shampoo?” He replies, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it says it’s for dry hair, and I just wet mine.”
One day, he notices a letter on his doormat. On the envelope, it says, “DO NOT BEND.” He spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up without bending it.
In another moment of panic, the blonde man shouts into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” The doctor calmly asks, “Is this her first child?” The man yells back, “No! This is her husband!”
