A husband and wife were getting ready for work when passion suddenly struck. He pushed her against the bathroom door, saying, “I gotta have you!” and made love to her right there.
During the act, his wife screamed and wiggled more than ever before. Believing it was from pleasure, he felt more confident than ever.
Afterward, he dressed proudly, telling her, “That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before. You didn’t hurt yourself, did you?”
Catching her breath, she replied, “No, no. I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”
Only then did he realize the truth—her unusual movements came not from passion but from being stuck on the doorknob. The moment, though awkward, ended in laughter, reminding them that even in romance, surprises can turn into funny memories.
