A husband asked his wife how she would find her way out of a forest without a phone signal or GPS. Expecting a practical survival strategy, he was surprised when she confidently explained that she would find a large rock, locate a coyote, and throw the rock at it.
According to her, her father had taught her that frightening the animal would make it run toward the city. She believed that by following the coyote, she would eventually find her way back to civilization. She explained her plan with such confidence that her husband was left completely speechless.
After staring at her for several seconds, he opened his laptop, found the folder containing his college degree, and deleted it. He then whispered, “Somewhere along the way, I clearly missed that class.”
His reaction turned an ordinary hypothetical question into an unexpectedly hilarious moment. Apparently, years of studying had not prepared him for his wife’s unusual approach to wilderness survival.
Of course, provoking wild animals is dangerous, and following a frightened coyote is not a reliable way to find your way home. But the funniest part was her absolute confidence in the plan and her husband’s decision to surrender his degree rather than argue with her logic.